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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> posted September 13, 2003 01:25 PM
Hi There, well I have had some trouble holding jobs. My longest job was forklift operator for 3 years at Tressel Industries. I got fired because some fuk stole my cell phone and i hammered him on the job. I was stupid I should of hammered him on off hours at little lou's Pub where he used to go. Hey it was worth it.

Worked a deli for a while and built up a nice numbers operation in about 1.5 years. What i did was when the customers came in to play pick its, ect I gave them better odds and i would book it and pay cash with no taxes. Well the owner caught on and so his lottery business was down and warned me first and then i said i would put a hole in him if he ever talked to me like that again. He called the police and they slapped a terrostic threat charge on me. My uncle Tony got me off the rap though.

Was a warehouse worker for 2 years and did not like it and quit, told the boss to go fuk off!!! I love doing that when I quit a job and maked me fel like a big man.

I worked at maytag for a while fixing machines and got bounced for getting caught at my local racetrack on job time.

I worked at a gas station for a while and hated it.

I went into my own business for a while doing cement work and got lazy and a few jobs went sour and consumer protection complaints were filed because a couple of my clients claimed I used watered down cement and their steps broke up in 6 months, fuk it was not my fault.

I was a security guard for about a year and liked it because i could bet horses while working with my local. We watched on the net and banged races big but my partner fuked the book and a big blow up happend on the job and the boss canned me.

Another job I had was a waiter at a local resaurant, well i had to wok there for free, i lost big money to a shark and he owned the fukking place.

Paid that debt and floated around with about 5 other jobs for about 8 months and got canned on a few because of fights and a few were my decision.

Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.

Good Luck
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[This message was edited by raiders72001 on September 13, 2003 at 02:45 PM.]
 

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Priceless. ROTFLMAO That is f-ing great. Where can I sign up for the water delivery?
 

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